Stage 1:
To begin, you must first incinerate a rock star. This will cause the world to choke on their food, SHOCKED by your arrival. Who is this destroyer of all that is good and nice? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black and that gigantic silver helmet?
Stage 2:
Next, you must obliterate that opera house in Sydney. This will all be done from your underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage 3:
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about something really, really bad. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
My most glorious high-priestess: Although the Opera House event has yet to come to fruition, I must say your efforts thus far (ie; Stage 1 & 2) are a glorious commencement to your arrival to your destiny!! As always, I bow to your "dashing good looks" and irreverent awesomeness!!! To you I shall remain, your most humble minion!!!!
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