Happiness

Hey, it's OK...

if you're one of those people who actually like the holidays. When did we all get  so cynical, anyways?

to have a healthy fear of eyelash curlers.

if e-mail shorthand (LOL! ROTFL! IMHO!) still totally stumps you.

to only really look at pictures you're in.

not to get it right on the first, second, third or fourth try. By the fifth, however, you might want to consider a different approach.

to glance at pictures of yourself when you were 18 and think, ha! So much hotter now.

if you don't feel bad for celebs who split up. It's not as if you know them!

to go to bed before the ball drops.

to prefer the mild salsa. It's a condiment, not a personality test.

to want it the way you want it: burgers, sex, haircuts, anything.