Sexy!!! ;)

A bad day

Turns out I'm a hillbilly. Here's how I know...

1. I'm from Bakersfield man!
2. I LOVE bowling
3. I LOVE fishing
4. I wear mostly tank tops and flip flops
5. I like whisky
6. I believe all food is better deep fried
7. I live in a trailer and have beat up lawn chairs on my porch
8. I use the term "ya unto" to mean "do you want to" (right Jennifer)
9. I make and eat tater tot casserole
10. I eat green beans straight from a can
11. I enjoy watching a show called Hillbilly Handfishin'
12. My favorite jeans are the ones with the most holes
13. I think Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White are funny
14. All sports are better with beer
15. I secretly think it would be fun to be a truck driver
16. I have pointless tattoos that I am proud of
17. I LOVE coon hounds!!!!
18. I have a plaid couch
19. I lived on a cattle ranch as a kid in Centerville
20. Mac and Cheese is my favorite food
21. I dip fish sticks in ketchup
22. I roll hot dogs in crescent rolls and dip them in ketchup
23. I owned a pot bellied pig
24. One of my goals is to grow a giant pumpkin in my yard
25. I watch World's Dumbest and Cops for people I may know