Sunday, October 16, 2011

Live the Dream: The essential love life checklist

My dream date is a guy.
My dream date does stuff.
My dream date drives a gremlin.
My dream date treats me like a queen.
My dream date's hair is a purple mohawk.
My dream date has hair on his head.
My dream date's eyes are both working.
My dream date believes in God.
My dream date's sign is green.
My dream date calls his mother.
My dream date's idea of work is getting a pay check.
My dream date's idea of play is four square.
My dream date's idea of foreplay is twister.
My dream date dances like Nepolean Dynomite.
My dream date makes me feel stupid.
My dream date eats turkey nuts.
My dream date never pays for dinner.
My dream date loves his mother.
My dream date loves my ass.
My dream date brings out the worst in me.
My dream date is a real person.

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