Organize your photographs. Got a sharpie? Got a box? Write "pictures" on the top and go do something fun.
Have a second date with a guy just because your friends think you should "give it a chance," when the first date already proved he's less fun than jury duty.
Repeat. As in lather, rinse and repeat.
Pretend to want to be the boss when you are extremely happy with the job you have now, thank you!
Worry about why she didn't answer your email. Maybe it got lost. Maybe she forgot. Hell, maybe she hates you. But instead of obsessing, send her another one-or, better yet give her a call-and ask what's up.
Spend even one second wondering whether your vagina is attractive enough. As far as he's concerned, if it's there, it's attractive.
Spend any amount of time pondering how things might have been. Move foward brave soldier.
Anything just "because it's always been done that way."
Karaoke.
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