Hey, it's ok...
to know 100 holiday stress-reduction techniques but still think slamming the door beats them all.
if the mere thought of seeing the whole family together sends you straight to the bottom of a bag of Cheetos.
to gawk unashamedly at celebrities, random hot men and public displays of affection.
to think there should be term limits on bossses.
to get all fancied up just for your girlfriends.
if you have caller ID just to screen your family.
to spend more on lingerie than on work clothes.
to get a little scared every time you have to stick up for yourself, no matter how much practice you have by now.
to dance around your living room and call it exercise.
to prefer blockbuster animated movies to the thinky-thinky stuff.
to drive a hard bargain. Unless, of course, you really, really reallyreallyreally want it.
to believe the studies that say red wine is good for you, but not the ones that tell you to avoid french fries, loud music and high heels.
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