-A parents love is conditional.
-If people can hurt someone else by hurting you, they'll do it.
-Misery loves company.
-Karma is an evil bitch.
-Divorces are messy.
-You have to make yourself happy and your ex miserable.
-You can be replaced with a step child.
-Your parents will lie to you.
-Everyone is out for themselves.
-You will have good times and they will out weigh the bad.
-You can always count on the rest of your family for love and support.
-Learn early to laugh at youself and do it often...because you will fall down.
-Treasure the happy memories.
-Try to hang on to your childish enthusiasm.
-Listen to what people are saying and do what you want anyways.
-Love yourself even when it feels like no one else does because you are wrong. They do.
-When you do fall, your family will be there to laugh at you but they will also help you up.
-Jill is the coolest person you will ever know (ok. I thaught myself that one).
-Animals will keep you young.
-Camping is more fun when you can watch someone else try to put the tent up.
-The food is great and you're too fat.
-Make Disney villians your role models and you should be ok.
-Being a zoo keeper is embarassing for us and when people ask what you do, we will lie and make you seem better than you actually are.
-Appearance is everything so fake it.
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