Helmet required

Ya know! God shows his love for me in some strange and sometimes painful ways. Maybe I should be wearing a helmet for THAT reason. Either way I'm thinking life requires a helmet. They should issue a helmet to everyone when your born because either your life will be that exciting or it's going to hurt. I think it's a lot of both. My helmet would be sparkly green with purple letters spelling out my name. And just for the heck of it I'd add a tiger sticker on the front and a smiley face on the back. Just to be safe I'd also like a face guard and hockey pads. Because you just never know. The more beat up your helmet the more you know God likes you and you are having a life worth writing about.