NO MONKEYS!

Turns out the lab is picky. If you submit something for necropsy it needs to be done right. Samples may be submitted as tissues in a jar or whole body. Except with primates. They don't take whole bodies of primates due to cooties. I found this out when I had to drop one off. The receiving girl must have been new or just felt sorry for me because she accepted it. As I was leaving a very scary woman with stringy grey hair ran out after me yelling "GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR MONKEY WITH YOU!" So I did just that. NO monkeys accepted at the lab! Check!