Follow up to the purple bikini

I broke down and bought the $60 bikini from Victoria's Secret made for those of us with a D cup. It arrived in the mail and I put it on. I don't know what they think I'll be doing that I will need this much padding or why I would need my cleavage up around my chin. I gave it some thought and came to the conclusion that this swimsuit is not actually for swimming. If I got into the water all this padding would soak up gallons of water and I would for sure die by drowning. On the up side my boobs look fantastic in my over priced glorified bra. I then called Sycamore Mineral Springs to see if I need a reservation for Monday. The very nice man told me no and that I can bring my own towel or rent one from them for $2, we can bring our own drinks and all they ask is that you not bring glass and finally (this is my favorite) CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL! Is that a joke?! All my effort into finding the perfect fitting swimsuit only to learn I don't actually need one?! Really? Well I'm wearing it now! That and I don't think I'm quite there confidence wise to be going all natural in front of...well...anyone.