62 ways to kill Furry

1. wrap a leash around her throat and drag her behind a car going 30 mph on a gravel road
2. throw her in a vat of battery acid
3. electracute with hot wire set to Furry death
4. stuck to death by porcupines
5. incase in cement and make her part of new sea lion exhibit
6. run over w a car
7. injest poison
8. impaled by falling tree branch
9. eaten alive by fire ants
10. fall into a pit and starve to death
11. smashed flat by a bulldozer
12. zapped into dust by a laser beam
13. fall down and crack her skull on the pavement
14. ripped apart by anteaters
15. drown in the flamingo pool
16. struck by a falling meteor
17. kidnapped and killed because no one will pay the ransom
18. tied to an anchor and trown off a boat
19. trampled to death by a stampeding flock of flamingos
20. spray with silly string and set on fire
21. fall down a flight of cement stairs
22. assaulted by bears
23. thrown owt of a sleigh and into a frozen pond
24. choked on granola
25. sucked to dry by leaches
26. smothered under a rug
27. drank lye
28. beat by a gang
29. struck by an axe
30. swept out to sea
31. die of ennui
32. swallowed tacs
33. run through with an ice pick
34. sink in a swamp and eaten by gators
35. consumed by fire...yeah! I set it!
36. trampled flat by elephants
37. perish of fits
38. opened a package containing a bomb and fly into bits
39. squashed under a train
40. slip and fall down a sewer drain
41. embedded in ice and kept in the walk in freezer
42. devoured by mice
43. alcohol poisioning
44. antherax
45. bitten by spiders
46. stung by bees
47. death by industrial clothes dryer
48. fall into a rattlesnake pit
49. buried under 10 tons of sand
50. smear with honey and tie to a tree to be eaten by wild animals
51. fall into a woodchipper
52. eats magic mushrooms and runs out into the street and is run over by a bus
53. thrown out of a window
54. crushed in a garbage truck
55. death by tapeworm
56. thrown out of a roller coaster
57. killed by an enraged binturong she was trying to molest
58. chokes on edible underwear
59. struck in the head by a hocky puck
60. licking colorado toads
61. suffocated by plastic wrap
62. rabies